Flat-headed deer mascot

THE FLATTEST HEAD

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WHY FLAT IS BETTER

AERODYNAMICS

Absolutely none. We don't go to the moon, we stay on the ground. It's safer here.

STABILITY

100% horizontal surface. You can put a cup of coffee on it. Try doing that with a dog coin.

BRAIN SMOOTHNESS

Thoughts slide right off. No stress, just vibes.